Death to Spandex!!

Sometimes, as I am people-watching (I love to people-watch), I am struck by how wonderful Holiness standards are. Seriously - if we didn't have our holiness modesty standards, WE MIGHT BE WALKING AROUND IN SPANDEX!!! Do these people NOT look in the mirror before leaving their house??? NO ONE looks good in spandex - NO ONE!! I was watching a girl walk by the other day, and she was wearing the now-popular(but completely revolting) spandex-leggings-with-long-shirt kind of outfit. Has anyone but me ever noticed that the shirts are NEVER long enough?? Come on, people! NO ONE wants to see it! Spandex should be killed - burned - destroyed forever from the fashion industry!!
Sorry, I know that apostolics don't wear spandex (THANK GOD), so really, I shouldn't be posting about it, since this is an apostolic fashion blog, but it was driving me crazy!!
If anyone ever has some twinges of rebellion regarding our holiness standards, and why we do it, all you have to do is point out to them someone wearing spandex, and they should get a revelation...